An "iamChrisVentura" Scientific Discovery

While in Syracuse this weekend, I was walking through a parking lot around midnight and I came across the above item- just sitting there, exactly as it is in the picture, all alone. It was like a magical hybrid of beverage containers a cross between a dunkin' donuts coffee cup and a red solo cup.

A coffee in someone's hand says

"I have a lot of work to do today and I need a nice boost to get through it"

A red solo cup in someone's hand says

"Parrrttayyy...beirut anyone?? I have work tommrow?? F' Work!"

BUSINESS on the top....PARTY on the bottom.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present...

"The Mullet of Cups"

Orange Ya' Glad You Read My Blog

This morning at a coffee shop (perfecto's to be exact!) I was sitting having breakfast and I had an orange juice. I opened the orange juice the same way you would open any carton - like the one above - by the flaps. One reason being because the box said "OPEN" on the flap and mentions nothing about the straw hole on the side. Then I open it and notice, underneath the part you couldn't see before, it said "PLEASE USE STRAW HOLE." FML.

...wait, maybe I don't get how to use FML correctly.