The Tale of the Mysterious Beverage

Well, maybe that drink isn't so mysterious.

Well, to you and I this isn't so mysterious.

Well, I hope no one is scratching their head going "dammit Chris! Give some descriptions when you post a damn picture."

Sadly, I was just standing in line at Dunkin' Donuts and a guy in front of me reaches the register and says "Excuse me, this may be a dumb question but - What is an Iced Coffee?"

Ya know, I once had a teacher who said "The only dumb question is the one not asked."

But I think I speak for my teacher when I say "DAMMIT-SHIT-BALLS" (my teacher had tourettes)

Look we all ask dumb questions, and that's ok, but that was a really dumb one.

*Thanks to Matt for the picture idea, however his obsession with Harrison Ford disturbs me.*

Orange Ya' Glad You Read My Blog

This morning at a coffee shop (perfecto's to be exact!) I was sitting having breakfast and I had an orange juice. I opened the orange juice the same way you would open any carton - like the one above - by the flaps. One reason being because the box said "OPEN" on the flap and mentions nothing about the straw hole on the side. Then I open it and notice, underneath the part you couldn't see before, it said "PLEASE USE STRAW HOLE." FML.

...wait, maybe I don't get how to use FML correctly.