Thursday, June 18, 2009

Odd Vanity Plate


So I'm driving to work today and on the highway I see the car in front of me has a license plate that reads "IKNOW" What the hell kind of vanity plate is that? Do you think she went to the RMV and they said "you know there will be a charge monthly for your vanity plate" and she said "I know" and that's what came of the misunderstanding? Or the RMV lady said "What would you like for your vanity plate?" and the girl was on her phone and someone on the other line said "You should really read "iamchrisventura's blog and comment on it!" and she said "I KNOW" and the rmv lady thought that was her answer? I'm guessing the second one.

Either way that could be a road hazard. What if a murderer is driving down the road thinking he got away with it and he then looks in front of him and sees "I KNOW" and freaks out!? Or a classy upper class women driving a new Mercedes, lets a fart out in their car alone, then sees "I KNOW" and she freaks out and misses her tea party because of embarrassment? That's one dangerous vanity plate.

...anyone think maybe I should stop thinking of all these things and focus on driving? Nahhhh....

4 comments:

Matt said...

Shameless self promotion on your own blog...awesome!

Jim said...

Hahah! I love dumb vanity plates!

Spartan said...

well you know they couldnt fit "I know i shouldnt be texting while driving" on the vanity plat

Chris Ventura said...

Thats ok I saw a licence plate yesterday that said "DRSUESS" in front of me. I bet a creepy old lady was driving, you know the kind thats overly nice.

She gets pulled over - "I was not speeding in my car, I was not speeding very far. I will not pay a ticket any time, because I did not commit a crime!" "Ok ma'am you need help."