Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Exclusive: *NEW* Samsung Texting Phone!

You've been asking for another post (and by "you" I mean my mail man, hey Jim!) So I got into work to find a new Samsung phone thats great for texting! The Samsung Propel Pro! Modeled above by Matt (you may recognize him, he plays "Jared" in the Subway ads.) This phone is going to be a huge seller - we always have people complaining about how the keyboards are too small for thier fingers not this phone! The phone may be alittle big (not too bad though) but it comes with a nice backpack, or briefcase, for business people, for easy portibility. If you dont like those options there is also a belt clip you can purchase. - Fat fingers unite! Your phone has arrived.

Shown below is some other useful features.


1st: Great reception! Look at him, he's so happy and jolly about his reception!

2nd: Look at those thumbs go! Stop trying to lose "finger weight" at the gym, keep those bad boys as is!

3rd: Talking on the phone alone outside at night? No problemo! It doubles as a saftey device. You simply put the phone in "creepy perv mode" and it will call 911 while you proceed to beat the hell out of someone at the same time! Look at Matt is not being voilated tonight! Try doing that with a puny iPhone girly man.

(in the 3rd picture I'd say Matt looks more like if the mugger stole your phone to beat you with it. creepy)


3 comments:

Joce said...

lollll Matt does kinda remind me of that Jared subway guy hahaa

Do you think you could get me a good deal on that phone? i really want it...

Danielle said...

hahahahaha omg. too funny. i love seeing my boyfriend hard at work...

Chris Ventura said...

ohh yeah Matt's always workin hard