Sunday, May 3, 2009

Poster Analysis: "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"

So I went and saw "Wolverine" last night (which I enjoyed - not a bad way to start the summer blockbuster season) and when going into the theater I saw the poster for "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past."

Here's my analysis, from what I can tell from the poster:

So this movie looks like your standard Matthew McConaughey film - cute, romantic, fun...awww how sweet...but look closer!

It is clearly about a man who is haunted by the ghosts of 3 ex-girlfriends, who he killed. The tagline reads "You can't always run from your past" which leads me to believe that he has been trying to forget about these murdered exes but can't because he forgot to take down their portraits that hang on the wall of his apartment. Then in steps Jennifer Garner, who is the cute new detective in town, who is on assignment to find him and strangle him with his own scarf.

Now I haven't seen the commercial for this film but I'm almost positive thats the plot. Right?


Anonymous said...

thanks for the movie reviews- now I really know which ones to avoid lol. Never get to the movies anyway....See you in a couple weeks at the show

Chris Ventura said...

Oh yes, it is true I am the master of reviews (well maybe not). My trick is to review movies I haven't seen - it's a gift.

Yeah I'm excited for you to see it.

Thanks for commenting!

SC said...

Very disappointed when I saw this movie today and it was not how you depicted it.